Three blondes die and go to heaven. At the gates of heaven, Peter waits for them. Once they get there, he says to them, "Welcome to heaven. Before you can enter, you must each answer a question." He takes a blonde aside. "What is Easter?" The first blonde replies, "That's easy! Easter is the time in November when your family comes over to eat turkey and give thanks." Peter frowns and says, "No, I'm afraid that that's not it." He turns to the second blonde. "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the time in December where you put up a fancy tree and you exchange gifts." Peter sighs. "No, that is not Easter." He turns to the third blonde. "What is Easter?" She thinks for a moment, and then says, "Easter is the time where we remember Jesus dying on the cross for us. It is the time where we find out that he is alive for us, and that he was the temple, and he died to save our sins." Peter says, "Good, good, go on!" The third blonde continues. "Each year, we gather around the place where his tomb is, and we wait for him to come out. If he sees his shadow and gets scared when he comes out of his tomb, we know that we will have six more weeks of winter."
Three blondes die and go to heaven. At the gates of heaven, Peter waits for them. Once they get there, he says to them, "Welcome to heaven. Before you can enter, you must each answer a question." He takes a blonde aside. "What is Easter?" The first blonde replies, "That's easy! Easter is the time in November when your family comes over to eat turkey and give thanks." Peter frowns and says, "No, I'm afraid that that's not it." He turns to the second blonde. "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the time in December where you put up a fancy tree and you exchange gifts." Peter sighs. "No, that is not Easter." He turns to the third blonde. "What is Easter?" She thinks for a moment, and then says, "Easter is the time where we remember Jesus dying on the cross for us. It is the time where we find out that he is alive for us, and that he was the temple, and he died to save our sins." Peter says, "Good, good, go on!" The third blonde continues. "Each year, we gather around the place where his tomb is, and we wait for him to come out. If he sees his shadow and gets scared when he comes out of his tomb, we know that we will have six more weeks of winter."
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